CHIditarod 2012 Results – By the Numbers

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2012 Finish Times

Based on us getting your time card at Bottom Lounge.  Our ChiScore automated timekeeping system returned with some new improvements, as well as a few newly-uncovered bugs.  We’ll be dialing it in even further for 2013.  If there’s something that seems amiss, or you notice we don’t have all your information, contact us.

DNF = Did Not Finish, i.e. finish time was not recorded in ChiScore timing software.
Race Start: 12:37:45 PM

Team Name Team Number Finish Total Place per ChiScore Place per Timecards
Area III All-Stars 2
*Due to heinous [10+ min] amounts of time off/bribery not awarded first place.
316 02:57:46 PM 140:00:00 2 1
Area III All-Stars 1 314 02:57:18 PM 139:32:00 1 2
Jackie Treehorn and His Magnificant Orchestra of Doom 317 03:05:12 PM 147:26:00 3 3
Team Aero 367 03:06:15 PM 148:29:00 4 4
Gybe Ho’s featuring Ronnie Milsap 336 03:12:24 PM 154:38:00 5 5
Tough Mushers 359 03:12:53 PM 155:07:00 6 6
Forrest Cart 390 03:16:26 PM 158:40:00 7 7
Men in tights 332 03:17:52 PM DNF 8
Cityview Presbyterian Church 170 03:18:22 PM 160:37:00 8 9
poopchunk millionaires 380 03:22:49 PM 165:03:00 9 10
1%ers 342 03:23:38 PM 165:52:00 10 11
The Bluth Company 188 03:24:33 PM 166:47:00 11 12
Friends of McDonaldsland 386 03:25:12 PM 167:25:00 12 13
Every Breath You Take (after friends of mcdonaldsland) 382 03:38:30 PM 180:44:00 22 14
WCR F YES! 178 03:29:24 PM 171:38:00 13 15
Street Sharks 176 03:30:52 PM 173:06:00 14 16
Wieners 341 03:32:18 PM 174:32:00 15 17
The Hard Day’s Knights 335 03:33:34 PM 175:48:00 16 18
Swamp People 151 03:34:10 PM 176:24:00 17 19
The Savoy Big Five 144 03:35:02 PM 177:17:00 18 20
Miss-Carriage 146 03:36:43 PM 178:58:00 20 21
El-coholics 312 03:36:14 PM 178:28:00 19 22
Chidiots 352 03:37:08 PM 179:22:00 21 23
Hipster pigs in space 141 03:40:18 PM 182:32:00 23 24
Cart Consultants 198 03:42:30 PM 184:44:00 24 25
Shopping Kart 5K Ski Club (after cart consultants, were checked in at #3) 327 03:43:02 PM DNF 26
The Heathers 310 03:44:04 PM 186:18:00 25 27
Happy Endings 149 03:47:58 PM 190:12:00 26 28
Back To the Future (after happy endings) 193 DNF 29
The Sandy Claws Kidnappers 301 30
The Halstedians 333 03:49:04 PM 191:18:00 27 31
Stone Fox 156 03:50:20 PM 192:35:00 28 32
Couch-Dawgs 155 03:52:59 PM 195:13:00 29 33
Heads will roll (after couch dawgs) 374 03:54:13 PM DNF 34
Team Discovery 166 03:55:41 PM 197:55:00 30 35
Miami Homicide 379 03:56:56 PM 199:10:00 31 36
ones who knock (after Miami Homicide) 334 03:57:38 PM DNF 37
Shadynasty 183 03:58:31 PM 200:45:00 32 38
Boozin Away Hunger 160 03:59:39 PM 201:54:00 33 39
BrownSugarMacDaddys 192 03:59:57 PM DNF 40
Chi Fringe Warriors 186 04:00:25 PM 202:39:00 34 41
Last Call 354 04:00:54 PM 203:08:00 35 42
Tachycartia 147 04:01:08 PM 203:22:00 36 43
The Mess B-Team 132 04:02:51 PM 205:05:00 37 44
The Roller Rinkettes 168 04:05:43 PM 207:58:00 38 45
Only in the Mo’nin 135 04:06:16 PM 208:31:00 39 46
Babes in Soyland 173 04:06:33 PM 208:47:00 40 47
Vatos Locos! 165 04:06:55 PM 209:09:00 41 48
Theta Xi 175 04:07:49 PM 210:03:00 42 49
Inter-Galactic Federation of Chiditaranians 182 04:10:26 PM 212:40:00 43 50
everything American and more 353 04:11:39 PM 213:53:00 44 51
Kingdom of Caring 388 04:12:47 PM DNF 52
Seeds of the Poisoned Apple 187 04:13:59 PM DNF 53
Pervy Staches 139 04:14:36 PM DNF 54
The IT Crowd 150 04:15:27 PM 217:42:00 45 55
BLIZZARD WATCH 2012–still waiting. 169 04:15:58 PM DNF 56
Saved by the Balls 387 04:16:19 PM 218:33:00 46 57
Team Awesome 338 04:16:53 PM 219:07:00 47 58
Kill Bill Volume 1 340 04:19:57 PM 222:11:00 49 59
Tarantino 339 04:19:13 PM 221:27:00 48 60
FREAK-A-CHRISTMAS 318 04:20:15 PM 222:29:00 50 61
Rainbow Bright 355 04:27:01 PM DNF 62
The Chubby Weiners 197 04:25:37 PM 227:51:00 51 63
Spit, Semen and Men 351 04:28:32 PM DNF 64
The Rockford Peaches 159 04:30:03 PM DNF 65
Skipper and Her Sisters 167 04:31:34 PM 233:49:00 54 66
Flying Carp are a Menace 362 04:33:54 PM 236:08:00 55 67
Miss Houston, We Have a Problem 308 DNF 68
missing time card [team name?] 69
Future Meme Accountant Cats 137 04:35:55 PM 238:09:00 56 70
Winn(t)ers 172 04:36:39 PM DNF 71
WCR DOMINATION 360 04:37:01 PM 239:15:00 57 72
We want more beer, Trix are for kids 180 04:37:18 PM 239:33:00 58 73
Banana Phone 356 04:37:23 PM 239:37:00 59 74
Preparation HGH 196 04:37:31 PM DNF 75
Are We Having Fun Yet? 371 04:37:37 PM 239:51:00 60 76
Booze Hounds 154 04:38:15 PM 240:30:00 61 77
The Jesuits 350 DNF 78
Shopping Cart of Emotion 375 04:38:43 PM DNF 79
Honey Badger Don’t Give A Shit 195 04:39:00 PM 241:14:00 62 80
woo doo woo doo doo jerry jerry jerry…jerry west slap tab dome sloan obin slob jerry scam 372 04:42:54 PM 245:08:00 63 81
Serenity Now 142 04:43:59 PM 246:14:00 64 82
Extreme Awesomeness 306 83
The Wood Brothers 378 04:45:42 PM DNF 84
Dead Celebrities 174 04:45:48 PM DNF 85
Action-Squad 307 04:45:53 PM 248:07:00 65 86
3 Girls, a ‘Stache, and a Tail, 6th ed. 309 04:45:57 PM 248:11:00 66 87
Champions of Breakfast 319 04:46:02 PM DNF 88
Team Wack Arnolds 145 04:46:31 PM DNF 89
NAIL 328 04:46:52 PM DNF 90
Bad in Plaid 138 04:46:57 PM DNF 91
Atlantic City Roads Committee 300 92
Area III All-Stars 3 315 04:47:05 PM DNF 93
Space Balls 384 04:47:35 PM 249:48:00 67 94
The Derailers 302 95
Abra Cadavers 177 04:47:41 PM 249:56:00 68 96
Up, Up, and Away 134 04:47:45 PM 249:59:00 69 97
SMOREGASM 377 04:47:48 PM DNF 98
Most Awkward Situation at a Party 162 04:47:51 PM 250:06:00 70 99
HMS Paula Deen 373 04:47:55 PM 250:08:00 71 100
Are You Serious Clark? 344 04:48:30 PM DNF 101
P.L.U.R. 363 04:51:07 PM 253:21:00 72 102
Dudestorm 313 DNF 103
Glitter Girls 343 04:51:55 PM 254:09:00 73 104
Shopping Kart 5K Ski Club – 2 346 04:52:48 PM DNF 105
The CHAMBions 189 04:53:09 PM DNF 106
It’s always sunny in the Chi 152 04:53:36 PM DNF 107
Here We Go 348 04:53:16 PM DNF 108
Sofa-King Awesome! 349 04:55:02 PM DNF 109
Polymeracers 337 04:57:54 PM DNF 110
Shark Week 2 370 04:58:31 PM 260:45:00 74 111
CJ Ownz 320 04:58:48 PM DNF 112
Shark Week 1 345 04:59:46 PM DNF 113
Rice Krispy Treats 143 05:00:23 PM 262:38:00 75 114
Newsies 157 05:03:39 PM DNF 115
Wigs Jacked For Jesus 136 05:12:43 PM 274:58:00 76 116
Team Drew 376 DNF 117
The Team formerly known as the Majestic Unicorns 324 05:21:06 PM DNF 118
SAMCRO 365 05:21:11 PM DNF 119
Ol’ Ladies 364 05:21:17 PM DNF 120
OccupySesameSt 331 DNF 121
SnOOki MuShMUsH 153 DNF 122
Team Honorable Mention 303 123
The Ancient Mystic Fraternal Society of Bros Dedicated to the Furtherance and Advancement of Bro-Related Activities and Mineral Exploration (Not Restricted to Non-Ferrous Minerals and/or Magnets): America Chapter 389 DNF 124
The Claw 368 04:25:58 PM 228:12:00 52 125
Ballsmodels 148 04:51:50 PM DNF No Time Card
Beaded Broads 163 DNF No Time Card
BOZO’s Circus 311 DNF No Time Card
Dances With Bulls 325 DNF No Time Card
Don’t Care Bears 140 DNF No Time Card
Evil 322 DNF No Time Card
Gentleman (g)’s Photography Studio (and Definitely Not a Speakeasy) 304 No Time Card
Get a Clue 347 DNF No Time Card
Global Guts 321 DNF No Time Card
Good 323 DNF No Time Card
heartless bastards 199 DNF No Time Card
Hobo-Q IV 305 No Time Card
Jeff Totsch: This is Your Life 330 DNF No Time Card
MARIOZSK 194 04:29:20 PM 231:35:00 53 No Time Card
Monkey Businass 381 DNF No Time Card
Sheriff’s Department! 179 DNF No Time Card
Sleaze Patrol 383 DNF No Time Card
Sparkle Dust 326 DNF No Time Card
Team Ohre 358 DNF No Time Card
Team Sky 357 DNF No Time Card
The Breakfast Club Wannabes 191 DNF No Time Card
The Bums Will Always Lose 329 DNF No Time Card
The WPO 171 DNF No Time Card
Toddlers & Tiaras 366 DNF No Time Card
Vermicious Knid 385 DNF No Time Card
Wild Card 181 DNF No Time Card
CARMEN SANDIEGO WAS IN SAN DIEGO ALL ALONG! 184 DNF No Time Card
Coles Merken 190 DNF No Time Card
Drago/TTM/DBC 133 DNF No Time Card
George 185 DNF No Time Card
May It Please the Hamster 131 DNF No Time Card
Not A Clue 361 DNF No Time Card
Team 1 161 DNF No Time Card
Team Whitney 369 DNF No Time Card
The Clownarounds 164 DNF No Time Card
Tony’s Angels 158 DNF No Time Card

Food Drive Poundage

Tallys from our race-day food drive.  Some teams did not bring any food!  Of these 6 teams, 3 were returning from prior years.  What gives?

Total: 11,791 pounds collected.

Team # Team Name Poundage
305 Hobo-Q IV Served up food all day long!
155 Couch-Dawgs 260
154 Booze Hounds 248
149 Happy Endings 246
303 Team Honorable Mention 224
136 Wigs Jacked For Jesus 194
159 The Rockford Peaches 160
170 Cityview Presbyterian Church 150
183 Shadynasty 145
352 Chidiots 140
318 FREAK-A-CHRISTMAS 135
337 Polymeracers 135
340 Kill Bill Volume 1 129
173 Babes in Soyland 128
350 The Jesuits 128
144 The Savoy Big Five 127
358 Team Ohre 119
176 Street Sharks 114
199 heartless bastards 114
306 Extreme Awesomeness 113
319 Champions of Breakfast 112
148 Ballsmodels 111
168 The Roller Rinkettes 111
335 The Hard Day’s Knights 111
180 We want more beer; Trix are for kids 109
308 Miss Houston, We Have a Problem 107
182 Inter-Galactic Federation of Chiditaranians 102
188 The Bluth Company 99
366 Toddlers & Tiaras 97
198 Cart Consultants 95
177 Abra Cadavers 94
360 WCR DOMINATION 94
157 Newsies 93
174 Dead Celebrities 92
186 Chi Fringe Warriors 92
167 Skipper and Her Sisters 91
312 El-coholics 90
371 Are We Having Fun Yet? 90
372 woo doo woo doo doo jerry jerry jerry…jerry west slap tab dome sloan obin slob jerry scam 90
381 Monkey Businass 89
151 Swamp People 88
309 3 Girls, a ‘Stache, and a Tail, 6th ed. 88
322 Evil 88
336 Gybe Ho’s featuring Ronnie Milsap 88
385 Vermicious Knid 86
137 Future Meme Accountant Cats 85
181 Wild Card 85
343 Glitter Girls 85
169 BLIZZARD WATCH 2012–still waiting. 84
355 Rainbow Bright 84
356 Banana Phone 84
139 Pervy Staches 82
321 Global Guts 82
342 1%ers 82
329 The Bums Will Always Lose 81
171 The WPO 80
163 Beaded Broads 79
311 BOZO’s Circus 79
390 Forrest Cart 79
302 The Derailers 78
310 The Heathers 78
365 SAMCRO 77
156 Stone Fox 76
374 Heads will roll 76
191 The Breakfast Club Wannabes 75
307 Action-Squad 75
142 Serenity Now 73
196 Preparation HGH 73
143 Rice Krispy Treats 72
153 SnOOki MuShMUsH 71
172 Winn(t)ers 71
193 Back To the Future 71
364 Ol’ Ladies 71
367 Team Aero 71
388 Kingdom of Caring 71
178 WCR F YES! 70
138 Bad in Plaid 70
189 The CHAMBions 70
351 Spit, Semen and Men 70
383 Sleaze Patrol 69.5
166 Team Discovery 69
190 Coles Merken 68
354 Last Call 68
359 Tough Mushers 68
363 P.L.U.R. 67
368 The Claw 67
379 Miami Homicide 67
300 Atlantic City Roads Committee 66
377 SMOREGASM 66
145 Team Wack Arnolds 65
146 Miss-Carriage 65
187 Seeds of the Poisoned Apple 64
333 The Halstedians 63
338 Team Awesome 63
373 HMS Paula Deen 63
160 Boozin Away Hunger 62
362 Flying Carp are a Menace 62
147 Tachycartia 61.5
152 It’s always sunny in the Chi 61
192 BrownSugarMacDaddys 61
324 The Team formerly known as the Majestic Unicorns 61
330 Jeff Totsch: This is Your Life 61
348 Here We Go 61
375 Shopping Cart of Emotion 61
165 Vatos Locos! 60
353 everything American and more 60
376 Team Drew 60
162 Most Awkward Situation at a Party 59
134 Up, Up, and Away 58
135 Only in the Mo’nin 58
140 Don’t Care Bears 58
194 MARIOZSK 58
304 Gentleman (g)’s Photography Studio (and Definitely Not a Speakeasy) 58
323 Good 58
341 Wieners 58
345 Shark Week 1 58
387 Saved by the Balls 58
320 CJ Ownz 57
326 Sparkle Dust 57
349 Sofa-King Awesome! 57
380 poopchunk millionaires 57
150 The IT Crowd 56
344 Are You Serious Clark? 55
370 Shark Week 2 55
317 Jackie Treehorn and His Magnificant Orchestra of Doom 54
132 The Mess B-Team 53
175 Theta Xi 53
301 The Sandy Claws Kidnappers 53
313 Dudestorm 53
389 The Ancient Mystic Fraternal Society of Bros Dedicated to the Furtherance and Advancement of Bro-Related Activities and Mineral Exploration (Not Restricted to Non-Ferrous Minerals and/or Magnets): America Chapter 53
141 Hipster pigs in space 52
197 The Chubby Weiners 52
315 Area III All-Stars 3 51
328 NAIL 51
314 Area III All-Stars 1 50
316 Area III All-Stars 2 50
325 Dances With Bulls 50
332 Men in tights 50
339 Tarantino 50
378 The Wood Brothers 50
382 Every Breath You Take 50
384 Space Balls 50
386 Friends of McDonaldsland 50
331 OccupySesameSt 47
327 Shopping Kart 5K Ski Club 41
357 Team Sky 7
179 Sheriff’s Department! NO FOOD. BOOOO
195 Honey Badger Don’t Give A Shit NO FOOD. BOOOO
334 ones who knock NO FOOD. BOOOO
346 Shopping Kart 5K Ski Club – 2 NO FOOD. BOOOO
347 Get a Clue NO FOOD. BOOOO