Fabulous Prizes!
Everyone’s a winner at Chiditarod.
Trophies of awesome. In limited supply. Coveted and hallowed. And maybe gift certificates.
Here are some sample award categories. Don’t feel limited to this list, however. Many prizes are free-form, some have 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place prizes, others stand alone.
Traditional:
- 1st Place Time
- Best in Show
- Spirit of Chiditarod
- Best Art Cart
- Most Epic Fundraiser
- Most Food Donated
- Action Squad Dynasty Award of Epic Awesomeness
- Rookie of the Year
- Best Bribe
- Best Sabotage
- Best Food Cart
- Chitwitterod
- Bike Marshal’s Choice
- Most Honorable Dishonorable Mention
Historical and Ad-hoc Prizes:
- Best Karaoke of Champions
- Best Chaiku
- Best Cheerditarod BRING IT ON
- Best Dance Move
- Best Pole Dance
- Worst Fashion
- Most Pathetic Display
- Dead Fucking Last
- Best Fun Team Concept
- Best Air Cannon
- Best Mustache Wax
- Most Testosterone
- Best Finish
BONUS: In 2008, G Boutique gave away around a hundred portable keychain flashlight vibrators. Epic.
Photo by JOE500.